Did I mention that I made a pilot TV show?
I may have mentioned once, or perhaps a gazillion times, that I made a TV show!!! Finally, I have uploaded it to You Tube so you have no excuse but to godamn mother f*cking watch it – am I clear? *Best authoritative voice* I need to get the hits up to a billion so please can you make all your friends watch it too and maybe some people you don’t know!
I am not a domestic goddess but a domestic disaster zone!!