Gordon is a moron

11 Jun 2010 4 Comments

by Clare Macnaughton in Blogging, Opinion, Rambling nonsense Tags: Moron, Paying the French, Persecution, Severn Bridge

Hagar thinks I am mental but I don’t care. I think Gordon Brown shafted the country on purpose because he’s Scottish and all Scots hate the English. He did it to assert the final revenge of the persecuted Scots by destroying the economy and then buggering off back to Kirkcaldy to sulk because he hadn’t quite finished annihilating the country and wasn’t allowed to complete his life’s work. This being: – To create the collapse of the governance of England, which is actually, Great Britain dominated by an English majority.

I first lived in Scotland when I was an innocent 18 year old English girl. Like a lamb to the slaughter I was. I didn’t even know that Scotland was a different country to England. I thought Scotland was part of England, which was part of the United Kingdom of Great Britain. Who knew? Who cared? I didn’t. At school we learnt about Gladstone, Disraeli, Ghandi, the French revolution – we weren’t taught about the English persecution of Scotland. Ok, so I admit I was a snipsy bit ignorant but I wasn’t educated to hate the Scottish. Unlike my Scottish peers who are educated at school to hate the English. The English men folk don’t head up to Scotland nowadays to penetrate their wee lassies and pollute the breeding, those days are long gone. Get over it!

In the pub at night I would have to listen to the Scots nipping my head about the Sassonac revolution. I was held personally responsible for the failure of the Jacobite rebellion. Half of the time, I would sit there and think ‘seriously, get over yourself, move on.’ I went there with an open mind and good faith but all the whinging was doing my head in.

In the end I married a Scotsman, but to be honest he has got over it and is actually proud to serve the Queen. He’s still Scottish but unlike his brother and his wife, he doesn’t spit on the English soil as he crosses the border. Back to my point – Gordon Brown knew what he was doing and he did it on purpose therefore in the words of Jilted John:

“But I know he’s a moron, Gordon is a moron
Gordon is a moron, Gordon is a moron “

I know it’s childish but I feel better just putting it out there!

PS: Just on aside, while I am on the outrage bus -

1.) You have to pay to enter Wales via the Severn Bridge

2.) You are in fact paying the French to enter Wales as they own it

now that is something to whinge about in the pub!

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